Monday, May 26, 2008
Ants = DEVIL
I have ants. They are scaring me. They are doing weird things. They are acting papansin.
Parang ganito,
If I must have ants, and it appears I must, I think it is normal, if I have not washed up, and find inquisitive ants in our kitchen checking out the food scraps. I think it is normal, if I have left fruit in the fruit bowl for too long, and then find hungry ants swarming over a busted mango. I do NOT think it is normal, when I have not washed up AND I have left fruit in the fruit bowl for too long, thus allowing the ants a multitude of NORMAL ant choices, and find ants SWARMING ALL OVER THE LIGHT SWITCH.
Tas sa kama ko kagabi, oh shet. Andaming langgam.
I am afraid. I am afraid of the ants.
9:48 PM